Zombie-nut/Transcript

(Peashooter and his friends are in class)

Chard Guard: OK, here are your final results. Peashooter, (gives him his Math test) B+, Blover, (gives him his Math test) A-, Sunflower, (gives her her Math test) F...

Sunflower: F?

Chard Guard: Yes, since you don't know that 2+2 is 4 and not 13.

All kids: (look at Sunflower)

Sunflower: There are no schools in orphanages, okay?

Chard Guard: Wall-nut, (gives him his Math test) A+.

Wall-nut (wearing a zombie costume): But the grade I deserve is a simple A, because at 31+31 I answered 44.

Chard Guard: Yeah, but I like your costume!

Bell: (rings)

Chard Guard: Alright, kids, have a nice weekend. And Sunflower, you're having a private Math test at Monday. If you get an F at this one, you'll get an F for the next semester.

All kids: (leave)

Time: 2 Days Later

(Wall-nut is at Peashooter's house still wearing his zombie costume)

Peashooter: Sunflower, you were studying all day yesterday and today. Will you take a break?

Sunflower: Nope. Also Blover is coming to help me. How great is that?

Peashooter: I will not answer. And Wall-nut, take off that dress!

Wall-nut: It's called a costume, Peashooter and thanks to it, I got an extra grade. It's lucky.

Dr. Zomboss: (breaks the door) (drags Wall-nut thinking he's a zombie) You maniacs, you kidnapped that innocent zombie! Come with me! (leaves with Wall-nut)

Wall-nut: PEASHOOTER, HELP ME!

Peashooter: HOW LUCKY IS THAT COSTUME NOW?

Sunflower: Peashooter!

Peashooter: Fine, I'll save him! (leaves)

Scene: (cuts to Zombitorium)

Dr. Zomboss: So, what's your name?

Wall-nut: Um..um...eh......Wallno Samuel Drombie Qu Jong Note-o?

Dr. Zomboss: That's a long name!

Wall-nut: Yeah, call me Nutty!

Scene: (cuts to Peashooter's house)

Bell: (rings)

Sunflower: It's open.

Blover: (comes in) Hey, Sunflower, I'm here to help you.

Sunflower: OK!

Blover: What's 2+2?

Sunflower: 5.

Blover: Sunflower!

Sunflower: 4.

Blover: Correct!

Scene: (cuts to Zombitorium)

Dr. Zomboss: OK! Zombies and gentlemen, meet Nutty, my new assistant!

All Zombies: (cheer)

Conehead: I'm your assistant!

Dr. Zomboss: No longer! Here, Nutty! A glass of blood, drink it!

Wall-nut: (disgusted) OK! (drinks it) It actually tastes good! (becomes evil) GO ZOMBIES! YEAH!

Zombie #1: Master Zomboss, our two best soldiers caught a plant!

Zombies #2 & 3: (walk to Zomboss while holding Peashooter)

Peashooter: Let me down you creeps!

Zombies #2 & 3 (let him down) (leave)

Peashooter: Wall-nut, what the leaf is happening here?

Wall-nut: Well, I don't need to be hiding! (takes off the costume)

Conehead: You choosed a plant to be your assistant instead of your own son?

Dr. Zomboss: Yes!

Dr. Zomboss and Wall-nut: Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Scene: (cuts to Peashooter's house)

Blover: 34+34?

Sunflower: 68.

Blover: 42+42?

Sunflower: 84.

Blover: 56+56?

Sunflower: 112.

Blover: 3-in-a-row, awesome!

Scene: (cuts to Zombitorium)

Dr. Zomboss: (grabs a sword) I'm gonna fight you, Peashooter.

Peashooter: Great, It's Zomboss, Wall-nut and one million zombies against one!

Conehead: Two! I'm with you!

Wall-nut: What?

Conehead: You betrayed me. Now it's my turn!

Dr. Zomboss: Oh, really? (cuts Conehead's head) Take that!

Peashooter: You monster! You killed your own son!

Wall-nut: Yeah, he did! And you're next! (headbutts Peashooter hard)

Peashooter: (falls) (pretends to be dead)

Wall-nut: Peashooter! What have I done? (cries) (headbutts Dr. Zomboss)

Dr. Zomboss: (falls)

Wall-nut: Peashooter! Don't die! I'm so sorry! (cries)

Peashooter: (stops pretending he's dead) (gets up) In your face, Wall-nut!

Wall-nut: Peashooter, you're alive!

Peashooter: Of course I am!

Time: At Monday Evening

(Wall-nut, Peashooter and Sunflower are at Peashooter's porch)

Peashooter: You know, we all win. Sunflower got an A+ and we got Wall-nut back!