Umbrella Love/Transcript

(Bloomerang is in school)

Bloomerang: I wish I could get Umbrella Leaf's attention. But she only likes bad boys. This sucks!

Wall-nut: (comes) Hey, buddy. Why are you so sad?

Bloomerang: Umbrella Leaf, that's why! She's so pretty, so beautiful and so dreamy!

Wall-nut: Wow, you described her in three words that all mean one thing.

Bloomerang: (grabs Wall-nut) Wall-nut, you have to help me! (drops him)

Wall-nut: I don't want to be rude, but....why me?

Bloomerang: You're dating Sunflower for nine months and you're the most girl-knowing boy I know. PLEASE help me! (falls on his knees crying) Please!

Wall-nut: OK!

Bloomerang: (gets up) Thank you! (hugs him)

Scene: (cuts to Dr. Zomboss' lab)

Dr. Zomboss: Okay! Mix this and this and this makes (hears his stomach) (runs to the toilet)

Peashooter: (pops out of nowhere) Hahahaha! (puts some water and some mud in Dr. Zomboss' chemical liquid) (hides)

Dr. Zomboss: (comes back) I shouldn't eat those brain burritos. (mixes the ingredients) (an explosion happens)

Peashooter: (pops out of nowhere) Fooled you! Hahahahahahahaha! I can't stop! It's so funny! Hahahahaha!

Dr. Zomboss: REVENGE! I'LL GET REVENGE ON YOU, PEASHOOTER MCPEADOM!!!!!

Scene: (cuts to the park)

Bloomerang: OK, I see her.

Wall-nut: OK, now there are three things you have to do: Bloomerang: (looks Wall-nut strangely)
 * 1) Go there and look handsome.
 * 2) Compliment her.
 * 3) If she likes you, think about what you'll get her in your 3 month anniversary.

Wall-nut: What? Once, I didn't got a three month anniversary gift in Sunflower and she got REALLY mad!

Bloomerang: (walks to Umbrella Leaf) Hi. I.......I....(speaks gibberish)

Umbrella Leaf: (walks away)

Bloomerang: I don't get it. What did I do wrong?

Wall-nut: I'll give you a hint: YOU TALK TO HER IN GIBBERISH!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I TAUGHT YOU!!!

Bloomerang: I know! But she's so pretty, I can't take it.

Scene: (cuts to Peashooter's house) (Peashooter, Sunflower and Blover are watching TV)

Dr. Zomboss: (appears on TV) Mwahahahahaha! Plants, Peashooter has mocked me for the last time.

Peashooter: I like pranks.

Dr. Zomboss (on TV): That's why I send a bomb in your house! Mwahahahaha! Zomboss out! (TV turns off)

Sunflower: Peashooter, what have you done?

Blover: The bomb can be anywhere. But where?

Peashooter: (looks under the couch) Found it! (grabs it)

Sunflower: Quick! Shoot a pea on the red cable!

Peashooter: (shoots a pea on the red cable)

Bomb: (turns off)

Blover: (sighs) That was CLOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!

Peashooter: I'm sorry, guys! I promise: no more pranks! At least at Zomboss.

Blover: Nevermind. The important thing is that we're all okay!

Sunflower: You're right!

Scene: (cuts to the park)

Wall-nut: Okay, you got this! Go! I've faith in you!

Bloomerang: Thanks. (walks to Umbrella Leaf) Hi, Umbrella Leaf, right?

Umbrella Leaf: Yeah! Wait! OH MY GOD! YOU'RE BLOOMERANG FROM PBC! I LOVE YOUR BAND! Can I have your autograph?

Bloomerang: Or.....You can have me.

Umbrella Leaf: Are you serious?

Bloomerang: Duh! Of course! I have loved you since the first time I saw you.

Umbrella Leaf: Are you saying that a rockstar is in love with me and wants to be my boyfriend?

Bloomerang: Yep!

Umbrella Leaf: OK! We're going to have so much fun together. When will I meet the other members?

Bloomerang: Someday.

(they kiss)