Rich Shooter/Transcript

(Peashooter is outside his house)

Peashooter: (checks the mail) (sees a folder) (reads the folder) OH MY GOD! SUNFLOWER!

Sunflower: (runs outside) What's happening?

Peashooter: This folder says that me, Bloomerang and Chomper are so famous that they're giving us an intire fortune!

Bloomerang and Chomper: (magically appear) (excited) Really?

Peashooter: How did you do that? How did you magically appear like that.

Bloomerang: I don't know. How much are they giving us?

Peashooter: (reads) A MILLION DOLLARS EACH?

Bloomerang: OH MY GOD!

Chomper: WE ARE RICH!

Sunflower: Wait, where's the money?

Peashooter: (opens the folder) INSIDE HERE!

Bloomerang: OH MY GOD!

Chomper: THE MONEY IS INSIDE THE FOLDER!!!

Time: The next evening at Wall-nut's house (Sunflower is there)

Sunflower: I have the greatest idea ever!

Wall-nut: Tell me!

Sunflower: How about we try doing stuff noone has ever done in a relationship before?

Wall-nut: Really? That's the worst idea ever told!

Sunflower: Oh!

Wall-nut: Just kidding! It's a great idea! Let's do it!

Sunflower: Alright!

(scene cuts to Bloomerang's house) (Peashooter and Chomper are there)

Frisbee: (is playing around laughing)

Peashooter: So, you have a younger brother?

Bloomerang: Yup!

Peashooter: How come you've never told me?

Bloomerang: This is his debut appearance!

Repeater: (breaks the door) (is angry) (gets in)

Peashooter: Oh my God! What the heck are you doing here?

Repeater: (angry) You are rich! I WANT MONEYYYYYYY!

Peashooter: No!

Repeater: Fine! I'll just rob a bank or something

Peashooter: (not paying attention) (playing with his phone) Yeah, do that!

Repeater: (runs away)

Peashooter: (stops playing with his phone) So! Now we are rich!

Frisbee: You are rich?

Bloomerang: That's right, Frisbee! Your older brother is rich!

Frisbee: Awesome!

(scene cuts to a football stadium) (Sunflower is dressed like a football player and Wall-nut is dressed like a cheerleader and even wears a wig)

Sunflower: I don't know! Isn't this wrong?

Wall-nut: Hey, it wasn't MY idea to do something noone has ever done in a relationship before! Now, GO!

Sunflower: (goes and plays football) (is actually good)

Wall-nut: (cheering) Sunflower, Sunflower, she's a regular plant! If she can't do it, that's pretty normal!

Sunflower: (angry) Wall-nut!

Wall-nut: I'm not a cheerleader! I don't know how it works!

Sunflower: (gets tackled)

Wall-nut: Let's better try something else!

(scene cuts to Peashooter's house) (Bloomerang and Chomper are there)

Peashooter: How do you call a band that all members are millionaires?

All of them: PBC!

Doorbell: (rings)

Peashooter: I'll go get it! (opens the door) It's Ghost Pepper!

Ghost Pepper: Hi, guys!

Bloomerang and Chomper: Hi, Ghost Pepper.

Ghost Pepper: Why did you invite me?

Peashooter: To see the bet!

Ghost Pepper: Bet? What bet?

Peashooter: Me and the guys are going to play Zombie Invasion 3: The Zombapocalypse! The winner gets the losers' one million!

Ghost Pepper: I've heard that the guys are really good at Zombie Invasion 3: The Zombapocalypse. You are not going to win!

Time: 10 minutes later

Peashooter: I won!

Bloomerang and Chomper: (give Peashooter 1.000.000 dollars each)

Peashooter: Wow! 3.000.000 dollars! That's insane! Imagine all the things I could do with all this money! (nothing happens) Hey, where's the cutaway? Whatever!

(scene cuts to the park)

Wall-nut: Sunflower, why are why at the park?

Sunflower: Because it's a beautiful sunny day. Besides, we agreed to do something noone has ever done in a relationship before.

Wall-nut: Wait! Didn't you cancel it after you got tackled?

Sunflower: Nope! Because Sunflower McPeadom never gives up!

Wall-nut: But, why the park?

Sunflower: Because there's enough room for soccer!

Wall-nut: (confused) What?

Sunflower: (kicks Wall-nut hardly)

Wall-nut: (hits a lamppost) (comes back) (falls on Sunflower) Sunflower!

(scene cuts to the hospital)

Tall-nut: She's going to OK!

Wall-nut: Thanks dad.

(scene cuts to Ghost Pepper's house)

Jalapeño (voiceover): Ghost Pepper, open the door! I'm busy!

Ghost Pepper: Okay dad! (opens the door)

(Peashooter is dressed in a tux)

Peashooter: Did someone ask for a handsome man.

Ghost Pepper: Yes, but I got you instead!

Jalapeño (voiceover): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! ROASTEEEED!

Ghost Pepper: (angry) AREN'T YOU BUSY?

Peashooter: Come on! (walks to a limo)

Ghost Pepper: (follows him) (closes the door)

(they get in the limo) (the limo starts)

Ghost Pepper: So, how could you afford this limo?

Peashooter: It only costed 400 dollars. It's amazing how cheap things are nowadays!

Ghost Pepper: And the tux?

Peashooter: 600!

Ghost Pepper: In other words, you lost 1.000 dollars on a limo and a tux.

Peashooter: Calm down! I still got 2.999.000 dollars left.

Ghost Pepper: Wait. The tux was 600 and the limo was 400? How come? Why was the tux so expensive?

Peashooter: I don't know. I really don't know. (limo stops) We're here!

(they step outside the limo)

Ghost Pepper: The cinema?

(they go inside) (they sit down)

Peashooter: (whispers) It's starting!

(movie starts)

Male movie character: I don't like you anymore!

Female movie character: So?

Male movie character: I think we should break up.

Female movie character: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peashooter: (laughs)

Time: After the movie

(Peashooter and Ghost Pepper walk out of the cinema)

Peashooter: That movie was hilarious!

Ghost Pepper: Yeah! Hey, our limo's gone!

Peashooter: Well, the limo can't stay here forever!

Ghost Pepper: Well, I can fly, since I'm half ghost. But what about you?

Peashooter: (takes out a jetpack) (wears it) (flies) Bye bye!

Ghost Pepper: (flies) (follows him)

(They land outside Ghost Pepper's house)

Ghost Pepper: Okay, Peashooter. That was actually fun. But STOP!

Peashooter: It's okay. The jetpack was only 100 dollars. I still have 2.998.900 dollars left.

Ghost Pepper: That's not what I meant. I feel like your becoming more and more of a jerk each second you're rich.

Peashooter: (angry) That's not true, you bag of air!

Jalapeño (voiceover): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! ROASTEEEED! BUT THIS TIME FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

Ghost Pepper: (angry) SHUT UP DAD! (to Peashooter) The old Peashooter would never say that to me!

Peashooter: That Peashooter? That Peashooter's gone! I'm the new Peashooter! The better Peashooter! The rich Peashooter!

Ghost Pepper: The jerk Peashooter who roasts his girlfriend for no good reason!

Peashooter: You know what? I'm leaving! (turns on the jetpack) (flies)

Ghost Pepper: (sighs)

(scene cuts to the school)

Wall-nut: What are we doing at school? It's Saturday!

Sunflower: Exactly! Noone in a relationship has ever been at school at the weekends!

Wall-nut: Well, at least you didn't get hurt with this idea.

Sunflower: What?

Wall-nut: I accidentaly hit you in the head and you got tackled in football.

Sunflower: I don't remember any of those things. I also don't remember my name. Who are you? And why are you so fat?

Wall-nut: (offended) (headbutts her)

(scene cuts to the hospital)

Tall-nut: Don't worry. She'll be okay. Again. So, son. What happened?

Wall-nut: (nervous) Uuuumm. Pea...shooter...uuum....hit her...with...his pea shooting?

Tall-nut: Really?

Wall-nut: (nervous) Yeah, that's totally what happened, dad. Bye! (leaves)

Tall-nut: (suspicious) Hmmmm.

Sunflower: (wakes up) It's all coming back to me. I'm Sunflower McPeadom! Oh, hi Mr. Nut.

Tall-nut: Hello Sunflower.

Sunflower: Wall-nut headbutted me!

Tall-nut: I knew he was lying!

Sunflower: Lying? What did he say?

Tall-nut: He said that Peashooter hit you. Don't worry, I'm going to ground him.

Sunflower: Wait! I got it.

(scene cuts to the park)

Wall-nut: So we've already done it?

Sunflower: Yeah!

Wall-nut: (confused) But...how?

Sunflower: Have you ever seen a girl getting tackled iin football and a guy embarrasing himself as a cheerleader?

Wall-nut: (offended) For your information, I believe I was a pretty good cheerleader.

Sunflower: Have you ever seen a girl get hit in the face by a guy she used as a soccer ball? Have you ever seen a girl getting hit so many times, that she gets amnesia and her boyfriend, instead of helping her, he headbutts her.

Wall-nut: The headbutt helped you remember!

Sunflower: The point is that we've done things noone has ever done.

Wall-nut: Hey, you're right!

Scene: (cuts to Ghost Pepper's house)

(The bell rings)

Ghost Pepper: (opens the door) (it's Peashooter)

Peashooter: Hey, I'd like to come in and apologize. I just want to let you know that I gave the rest of my money to charity. Also I sold the things I bought and with the money I got, I did this! (shows her outside) (fireworks explode that write "Forgive me, Ghost Pepper!") Please!

Ghost Pepper: (thinks) Okay, I forgive you! (they hug) So, are we going to see 'The Strong Plant' next week?

Peashooter: Yep! And I'm going to pay!

Ghost Pepper: (laughs) Don't ever say that again!

Peashooter: Deal!