Brain Blast/Transcript

At school:

Chard Guard: Ok, now the only ones that made their science project will show it. Get up, Blover McLuck and Marigold Coiny.

Blover and Marigold: (get up) (walk to the board with their science projects)

Chard Guard: Marigold, you go first!

Marigold: Thank you, Mr. Guard! This is a Brightness Meter! I need a volunteer. Peashooter!

Peashooter: (is sleeping)

Chard Guard: PEASHOOTER!!!

Peashooter: (wakes up) Ahh! I didn't do anything! Leave alone you magical fat bear. (falls down)

All kids: (laugh)

Peashooter: (gets up) What happened?

Chard Guard: Peashooter, come over to the board!

Peashooter: Yes, sir! (walks to the board)

Marigold: (scans him)

Brightness Meter: (shows 35%)

All kids: (clap)

Marigold and Peashooter: (sit down)

Marigold: Beat that, Luckyhead!

Chard Guard: And now, Blover!

Blover: I thought you'll never say this, Mr. Guard. Behold, the Colorful Happiness. Red Stinger, get up!

Red Stinger: (gets up) (walks to the board) (enters in Colorful Happiness)

Blover: (presses a button that says 'COLOR CHANGE')

Colorful Happiness: (makes whoosh sounds)

Red Stinger: (comes out) (is green)

Blover: Behold, Green Stinger!

Red Stinger: You're not going to call me that.

Blover: I just did.

All kids except Marigold: (cheer)

Blover: And now... (presses a button that says 'DEFAULT COLOR')

Red Stinger: (becomes red again)

All kids except Marigold: (cheer harder)

Blover and Red Stinger: (sit down)

Scene: (cuts to Peashooter's house, later in the evening)

Wall-nut: (rings the bell)

Sunflower: (opens the door) Oh, hey Wall-nut.

Wall-nut: Hey. We need to talk!

Sunflower: Oh, come on! We're not gonna break up again!

Wall-nut: If my dad won't like you, then we are.

Sunflower: You have a dad?

Wall-nut: The one that was going to lose his job if I didn't win the race. You were crying about it and Peashooter was mocking you.

Sunflower: Oh yeah, I do remember now! Don't worry, I got this.

Wall-nut: No you don't!

Scene: (cuts to the school, the next day in the break)

Blover: Mr. Guard!

Chard Guard: Yes!

Marigold: Blover and I are going to have a science contest at Saturday and we want you to be the judge.

Chard Guard: Sure! Why not? OK! I'm off to the teachers' office! (leaves)

Marigold: It's between you and me, McLuck! If I win, Peashooter will be my boyfriend!

Blover: By force?

Marigold: Oh come on, Peashooter loves me. He's just shy and I love it!

Blover: (facepalms) And what do I get when I win?

Marigold: I'm gonna say that you are smarter than me in front of everyone.

Blover: And if you win, Peashooter will be your boyfriend?

Marigold: Yup!

Blover: Oh! (gets out of the classroom running)

(Peashooter and Red Stinger are on the school hall)

Red Stinger: Maybe I can be a rapper. And perform with you and PBC.

Peashooter: Yeah, in your dreams.

Red Stinger: Oh yeah? (raps) Yeah, I've never lost, I'm not losing and I'm not going to! Yeah, I thought that there was only me, but now we're two! You all that want to mess with me, you'll see, that I'm never defeated and I'm not going to.

Peashooter: That's awesome! Maybe if Blover wins, we can perform the extended version of Victory together. And your stage name will be...

Red Stinger: R.O.S.E.!

Peashooter: R.O.S.E.?

Red Stinger: It stands for Rapper Of Super Εlectricity!

Peashooter: OK, I get it now!

Blover: (runs to there) Peashooter, I've got bad news!

Peashooter: I know! The school cafeteria is out of chicken nuggets!

Blover: Forget about the chicken nuggets! If I lose, then you'll become Marigold's boyfriend by force!

Peashooter: Oh no! That's even worse than the chicken nuggets problem!

Blover: FORGET ABOUT THE STUPID CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!

Peashooter: What's wrong with chicken nuggets?

Blover: That's the only thing you're thinking about!

Scene: (cuts to Peashooter's house, at evening) (Wall-nut is there)

Wall-nut: OK, all you have to do is three simple things: Sunflower: Sure!
 * 1) Don't cry when someone says something bad!
 * 2) When someone says something dirty, don't get mad!
 * 3) When you fart (this is important), DON'T say you're sorry! Got it?

Scene: (cuts to Wall-nut's house, at night)

Sunflower: Nice to meet you, Mr. Nut!

Wall-nut: Sunflower, this is my dad, Tallace Nut or simply Tall-nut. Dad, this is my girlfriend, Sunflower McPeadom, the step-sister of Peashooter.

Sunflower: Nice to meet you, Mr. Nut!

Tall-nut: Nice to meet you too. You've already said that before.

Sunflower: Nice to meet you, Mr. Nut!

Tall-nut: Does she ever stop.

Wall-nut: She's nervous, that's all.

Sunflower: (farts) Excuse me!

Tall-nut: Wall-nut, did she apologize for farting?

Wall-nut: I can explain!

Tall-nut: You don't have to! I know exactly what's going on!

Wall-nut: Oh no!

Tall-nut: She's being nice because she's on a visit!

Wall-nut: Oh, ehm....eh....exactly!

Scene: (cuts to Peashooter's house) (Red Stinger and Blover are there)

Peashooter: Okay, the situation is bad!

Blover: I know!

Peashooter: Do you think when I become Marigold's boyfriend, I become a nerd too?

Blover: And I will lose my title as the smartest kid in the world!

Red Stinger: OK, everyone chill! Blover, you invented potatos, you'll make it! And Peashooter, This is not you! You're always chill. Like: "The world is ending! Aaaaah!" "Chill!".

Peashooter: That has never happened!

Red Stinger: I know! That was an example! Anyway! Blover, you're the smartest kid I've ever met.

Peashooter: Yeah! They don't call you 'Clever Clover' for nothing!

Blover: Nobody calls me that!

Peashooter: Yeah, but they could.

Blover: To the point! I will not win.

Red Stinger: Of course you will. You just need confidence.

Scene: (cuts to Wall-nut's house)

Tall-nut: OK, Sunflower. How old are you?

Sunflower: I'm 9.

Tall-nut: Wall-nut is 10.

Sunflower: Guess I'm younger than him. My 10th birthday is in 4 months.

Tall-nut: OK, enough age talk. What do you like?

Sunflower: Wall-nut and anything nice.

Tall-nut: OK.

Wall-nut: Dad, you've already said that before!

Tall-nut: My bad! So, Sunflower.

Sunflower: Yep!

Tall-nut: Why are you smiley?

Sunflower: Happiness is the best.

Tall-nut: OK, I've had enough.

Wall-nut: Oh no!

Tall-nut: You two are free to date!

Sunflower and Wall-nut: Yes!

On Saturday: (Marigold, Blover, Chard Guard and the guests are on the park)

Chard Guard: Welcome to the Phoenix Science Contest, Blover McLuck vs. Marigold Coiny.

Marigold: This one's for you, Peashooter. This is the Teleporter Ray. (shows the Teleporter Ray) (shoots at herself) (disappeares) (appears behind Peashooter)

Peashooter: (drops his chicken nuggets) MARIGOLD!

Guests: (cheer)

Blover: (whispers) Oh no! This is the Change Ray. (sets up something) (shoots at himself) (turns into Peashooter)

Peashooter: Hey, you look familiar!

Blover: (shoots at himself again) (turns into his normal form)

Guests: (cheer harder)

Chard Guard: The winner is...........Blover McLuck!

Guests and Blover: (cheer)

Maigold: Blover is sm....sm....sm....smmmmmmmmmarter th...th...than mmmmme. There, I said it.

PBC and Red Stinger: (perform the Remix of Victory)

Peashooter: 3 yeahs for Blover! 1!

Guests: Yeah!

Peashooter: 2!

Guests: Yeah!

Peashooter: 3!

Guests: Yeah!