Pilot/Transcript

Peashooter: Yeah, it's finally the day that I, Peashooter McPeadom will get a new step-brother.

Bell: (rings)

Peashooter: He's here! (opens the door)

Gatling Pea and Snow Pea: (get in)

Gatling Pea: Hey, buddy, get ready for your new steeeeeeeeeeep-SISTER!

Sunflower: (walks in) Hi, I'm Sunflower. I'm your new step-sister.

Peashooter: HOW COULD YOU DAD?! HOW COULD YOU?!

Snow Pea: Don't worry, sweetie. Sunflower is just the great sibling for you.

Peashooter: You gotta be kidding me, right? Tell me you're kidding me.

Gatling Pea: Nope, she's your new step-sister.

Peashooter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Scene cuts to Peashooter's yard)

Sunflower: (cries)

Peashooter: (comes) Come on, Sunflower! I'm a boy, you're a girl, we don't match.

Sunflower: (continues crying)

Peashooter: Alright, alright. I'll spend some time with you. Now, what do you want us to do?

Sunflower: Let's play soccer.

Peashooter: So-what now?

Sunflower: You heard me.

Peashooter and Sunflower: (play soccer, then ping-pong and then tennis and surfing and lots of crazy stuff)

Peashooter: Wow, Sunflower! That was the best day of my life! You're kinda cool.

Sunflower: (smiles)