Plants vs. Zombies: The Time Travel /Transcript

It's a sunny day at Peashooter's porch. Peashooter, Sunflower and Wall-nut are playing soccer.

Peashooter: (scores)

Sunflower: Come on, Peashooter, you always win.

Wall-nut: Yeah, it's unfair!

Peashooter: Wall-nut, your at my team.

Wall-nut: I know.

Peashooter: Then WE won!

Later that night:

Peashooter: Once upon a time, there was a zombie! The zombie went...

Zombie #1: Brainz!

Sunflower: (scared) Aaaaaaaaaaah, a zombie.

Peashooter: Relax, Sunflower! It's just a fairy-

Zombie #1: Brainz!

Peashooter: -tale. Anyway! We don't know if he's evil. He might be nice.

Sunflower: The zombie is as evil as Wall-nut is dumb.

Peashooter: It's not his fault that he hit his head when he was younger. Hey, Mr. Zombie!

Zombie #1: (bites him)

Zombies #2 and #3: (come)

Peashooter: Oh no.

Wall-nut: Yeah, I know! BITE ME, PLEASE! I WANT TO BE BITED!

Peashooter: (facepalms)