Zombies Return/Transcript

Part 1
(Peashooter and Bloomerang are sitting together at the school cafeteria)

Peashooter: Man, I love chicken nuggets! That's the best food in the cafeteria.

Bloomerang: IT IS THE ONLY FOOD IN THE CAFETERIA!!!

Peashooter: Still!

Later That Evening: (Wall-nut, Bloomerang and Blover are at Peashooter's house)

Bloomerang: Hey, Peashooter! Remember when some crazy zombies attacked us?

Peashooter: Oh, yeah! I'm sure they will never come back.

Bloomerang: What if they come back?

Wall-nut: Then, Supernut is on the case!

Sunflower: Who's Supernut?

Wall-nut: Me! I'm a superhero!

Peashooter: No, you're not!

Wall-nut: Yes, I am!

Sunflower: Wall-nut, I know you are my boyfriend, but you are insane.

Wall-nut: Try to tell me that when the zombies come back for revenge.

Peashooter: The zombies will not come back for revenge!

Scene: (cuts to Zombitorium Tower)

Dr. Zomboss: We will go back to Phoenix for revenge!

All Zombies: (cheer)

Dr. Zomboss: Since my son failed, I'm sending my older son, Buckethead and Team B.

All Zombies: (cheer)

Dr. Zomboss: Mwahahaha!

All Zombies: (cheer)

Dr. Zomboss: That doesn't need cheering!

Scene: (cuts to Peashooter's house)

Blover: Peashooter?

Peashooter: Yes!

Blover: Can you sent me a demo of PBC?

Peashooter: Yes!

Wall-nut: And Supernut will help the demo make it to Blover's house.

Peashooter: OK, Wall-nut! Can you tell us why you're acting weird today?

Wall-nut: Who's Wall-nut? I'm Supernut!

Bloomerang: (sarcastic) Yeah! And I'm Boom Turn Boy, your loyal sidekick!

Peashooter: Good one!

Scene: (cuts to Zombitorium)

Dr. Zomboss: Buckethead, go to Phoenix with Team B and destroy Peashooter and Bloomerang!

Conehead: Yes, father!

Dr. Zomboss: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Narrator: To Be Continued

Part 2
(At Peashooter's house)

Peashooter: (imitates Wall-nut) Look at me, I'm Supernut and I'm STUPID!!!

Sunflower, Bloomerang and Blover: (laugh)

Wall-nut: Laugh all you want but zombies WILL return and then, Supernut will...

Peashooter: Enough! You are Wallace Lucas Nut, not Supernut. There is no Supernut!

Wall-nut: (leaves mad)

Peashoter: Oh, come on!

Dr. Zomboss: (opens the door) Greetings.

Peashooter: ZOMBOSS! YOU IDIOT!!!

Dr. Zomboss: Indead, it is I, Dr. Zomboss.

Peashooter: You mean 'Dr. Zombighead', right?

Plants: (laugh)

Dr. Zomboss: Enough! Buckethead, Team B, come in.

(Buckethead and Team B come in)

Sunflower: What are we going to do?

Peashooter: (shoots a pea)

Sunflower: Oh! (shoots a sun beam)

Plants: (keep shooting peas, sun beams, boomerangs and blowing zombies away until there's only Buckethead and Dr. Zomboss)

Blover: (blows Buckethead away)

Buckethead: Nooooo! Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! (gets blown away)

Dr. Zomboss: Oh no, you defeated me. But I will get my revenge, Peashooter McPeadom and Bloomerang...............eh.........

Bloomerang: Returno!

Dr. Zomboss: Returno! (takes out his gun) Mwahahahahaha!

Peashooter: You said we defeated you!

Dr. Zomboss: Well, I lied! Mwahahahahaha! And now you're all going to....

Wall-nut: (comes back) (headbutts Dr. Zomboss)

Peashooter: Supernut! We thought you were mad of us for mocking you.

Wall-nut: I am.

Peashooter: Then why did you save us?

Wall-nut: You don't deserve to die.

Peashooter: Thanks, Supernut!

Wall-nut: Wall-nut! I quit from being a superhero.

Blover: Well you really helped us!

Dr. Zomboss: Can someone help ME get up?

All Plants: No.

Wall-nut: I don't need to be a superhero to have friends.

Sunflower: How sweet of you!

Dr. Zomboss: Please!

All Plants: No!

Peashooter: Well, you can become a superhero whenever you want.

Wall-nut: Thanks, man!

Dr. Zomboss: Can you pick me up?

All Plants: NO!!!!!!!!!!

Peashooter: How many times have we got to tell you?

Sunflower: Guys, we have to tell something to Wall-nut.

Peashooter, Sunflower, Bloomerang and Blover: We're sorry!

Wall-nut: Never mind!

Peashooter: Friends?

Wall-nut: Not just friends. Best friends!

(They bro hug)