Zombie Planet/Transcript

Part 1
(Peashooter and Bloomerang are at the park)

Peashooter: Who are the biggest stars in America?

Bloomerang: PBC ARE!!!

Peashooter: Cor-

Lightning: (strikes)

Dr. Zomboss: (appeares in front of their very eyes) Hello again, plants.

Peashooter: ZOMBOSS, YOU MANIAC!!! (shoots a pea at Zomboss)

Pea: (hits Zomboss)

Dr. Zomboss: First of all, ouch. Second of all, I'm not here to start a fight, I'm here for a challenge! If you win, we'll never attack Phoenix again.

Peashooter: Cool!

Dr. Zomboss: But if I win, the planet Earth will belong to zombies.

Bloomerang: No way! There's no way we...

Peashooter: Deal!

Bloomerang: Deal?

Peashooter: Zombies will never attack us again.

Bloomerang: But if we lose, the Earth will belong to Zomboss. He might call it Zombie Planet.

Dr. Zomboss: I am now!

Peashooter: No, you won't, 'cause good always defeats evil. There's no way we're gonna lose the battle!

Time: 17 minutes later

Peashooter: We lost the battle!

Bloomerang: Told ya!

Punk: Sucker!

Dr. Zomboss: Zombie fellows, the planet is now ours!

All Zombies: (cheer)

Dr. Zomboss: From now on, Earth will be called Zombie Planet!

Bloomerang: See?

Peashooter: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Narrator: To Be Continued

Part 2
Peashooter: You can't do that to our planet! (to the audience) Can he?

Dr. Zomboss: Of course I can. From now on, you plants will be our slaves.

Peashooter: Don't worry, Bloomerang! In a couple days, things will better.

Time: A couple days later

Peashooter: Things didn't got better!

Sunflower: You better find a way to get us out of this, Peashooter.

Peashooter: I will! I just need time!

Dr. Zomboss: Don't talk, Slaveshooter and Slaveflower! (laughs)

Sunflower: Now, you have to find a way to get us out of this!

Bloomerang: He will!

Peashooter: I found it! Hey, Zomboss! How about a challenge? If we win, the planet will become ours again.

Dr. Zomboss: And what if I win?

Peashooter: The whole Universe is yours!

Bloomerang: Peashooter, you can't do this! What if there are Alien Zombosses? How will he name the planets? Zombenus? Zombars? Zomboon?

Dr. Zomboss: I liked Zomboon!

Peashooter: Ready, set, PLANT!!!

Peashooter: (keeps shooting peas)

Bloomerang: (keeps shooting boomerangs)

Sunflower: (keeps shooting sun beams)

Sun Beam: (hits a Team Party Zombie)

Team Party Zombie: Ouch, it burns!

Peashooter: (shoots a pea to Punk)

Punk: Ouch, I give up!

Dr. Zomboss: OK, you win!

Peashooter: Yeah, Earth is back!