Green Origins/Transcript

This is the transcript for the episode Green Origins.

Transcript
(The plants are in the battlefield)...

The Zombies: Wir going tu eit yoor brainzzz.

Peashooter: OK guys, we need a plan of atta-, CHERRY BOMB!

Cherry Bomb: Woo-hoo! (runs into the middle of the battlefield)

Peashooter: Not again!

(Cherry Bomb blows up a Zombie. That makes the zombies angry, and they begin to run very fast).

Wall-nut: RUN!

Sunflower: But we don't have legs, sweetie!

Wall-nut: What was that?

Sunflower: Uh, nothing.

Peashooter: Ugh, this sucks!

Cherry Bomb: Bounce for your lives!

Peashooter (gets bitten by a zombie): I HATE BEING A SUPERPOWERED PLANT! I wish I could be normal.

(He shoots some peas to the zombie,he's killed and the rest of of the zombies go away).

Crazy Dave (walking out): Habba hababa? (What did you say, Peashooter?)

Peashooter: I said, I want to be normal.

Crazy Dave: Toba, dagera nop? (Very well then, but first, would you like to here a story?)

Wall-nut: I think we should kill the zombies first, guys!

Cherry Bomb: Quit being a worrywart and listen to the story!

Crazy Dave: Derp flug, torp... (A not so long time ago, in a lab not very far away...)

(screen ripples as it turns to a flashback)

Dr. Zomboss (back when he was human): David, look! I have discovered something very interesting!

Crazy Dave (back when he wasn't crazy): What is it, Edgar?

Dr. Zomboss: I have found that if you combine a human embryo with the seed of a plant, you get an all-new, talking, superpowered plant!

Crazy Dave: Amazing! How did you do it?

Dr. Zomboss: With some STEM cells and a knack for genetics, my friend!

Crazy Dave: Can you show a real-life example? Like, say, turning a pea plant into, oh, I don't know, a "peashooter". Ha-ha.

Dr. Zomboss: Yes, yes, very funny. I have already made some real-life examples, including your silly Peashooter idea. You guys can come out now!

(Peashooter, Sunflower, Wall-nut, Cherry Bomb, and Potato Mine all come into the room.)

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